Sunday, May 28, 2006
SYF Rehersal
lols. it was borin dere.n our air regiment was a failure.
our performance dere was e worst.
cuz we had to do kehardapan hormat.
for ur info it was a complete new drill to ncc air.
n of cuz we do not noe how to do it.
n dey simpily juz showed us how to do in juz secs far away.
most sway 1 is i looked at e demonstrator who did the drill wrongly.
humph.
still gt more lo.
on our bus journey dere.
e bus driver.
lol talked to mi for e whole journey.
from our sch to home acad.
which took abt 1 hr.
n took away my slpin time!!
our conversation goes like dis.
or rather his as i didnt reply or taked much.
here e bit of e conversation i remb
"eh a-di ar, u noe where is e home academy mah?"-uncle
"i dunno lehz. I go ask first can?"-mi
aft i came bac with e ans...
"dun nid liao, i noe le"-uncle
"ok den"-mi
"help mi ask ur men dun eat in e bus"-uncle
aft shoutin...
"aiya, home academy nia, wad is so diff to find. Malaysia so big i aso noe my way around, singapore so small, easy la. If i were Lee Hsien Loong, i would b embarassed tt singapore is such a small country"-uncle
*smilin-mi
"smile somemore! nt a joke hor. " *lookin at mi as if scoldin mi through e mirror-uncle
aft 1 min of silence...he came out if new tings to talk...
"u noe wads e benefits of havin a lot of land?"-uncle
"dunno"*smilin-mi
"i tell u ar...urm....ok big land u can grow a lot of fruits. Like durian. If i had 8 hectares(estimate
de. he sae de size i aso dunno wad is it. i tink its likeddis bah) of land, i can grow abt...100 durian trees. erm btw, wad fruit u like?"-uncle
"ahh, durian"*since he talked abt it so song liao, let him caarry on-mi
aft i saed it, he frgt abt e benefits of havin big land n startin tellin mi abt how big his land was...
"ok. u frm small, like ur age. u plant the durian trees, n tt can last u till u die. I had a land in Malaysia, n i planted all kinds of fruits. gt durian, rambutan(e rest frgt le. wierd names). But now left not much. cuz we cut away e trees producin nt sweet de fruits. now my land onli left few trees which can bear fruits le"-uncle
he stopped talkin....i heaved a sigh of relief tinkin he is goin to stop...however...
"u noe ar. i gt plant a 'xiang jiao wang' (banana king, a type of banana-_-''') in e mandai forest u noe. i knew it would b extinct alreadi. so i planted 1 so as to disperse it n dun let it b extinct. btw, u hav eaten xiang jiao wang bf?"-uncle
"haven"*smilin-mi
"dis xiang jiao wang veri veri nice to eat. a pity u did nt get to eat it. e flesh red red m cue cue de. veri nice. n u do nt gt to buy it in e market. Actualli i wanted to buy another land in malaysia to plant dis xiang jiao wang. But i m too old le. Let u all youngsters to plant dem lo. haha."-uncle
juz den, we reached e part of e expressway where there r forest at e road sides.
"c c. dis r aso e ppl who r scared tt e type of banana will bc extinct. too bad dey nt enugh experience. so plant le e banana nt nice. actualli e forest u c now last time gt a lot of banana plants. But e wild trees killed dem. blocked their sunlight. deres another 1 dere... i had went to c e plants bf. nt as gd as my xiang jiao wang. u noe ar, i wanted to transport to malaysia to plant it in my land. but i too old lo. im my 60s le. so wad i was tinkin is to giv it to e younger generation lo."-uncle
"oic"-mi
aft quite sm time of silence...
"u noe wad other type of banana goin to b extinct?"-uncle
"dunno"-mi
"its.....e indian banana. bud dis 1 e flesh nt tt nice. compared to e xiang jiao wang. u noe ar. dis world gt a lot of people r cautious abt e environment. like cat lovers tryin to help e cats. we too. we help to sustain e plants."-uncle
"banana, i thought"-mi
"den u noe where did cats come from?"-uncle
"dunno"-mi
"india. den u noe where did crows come frm?"-uncle
"dunno"-mi
"india too. den u noe where did bananas came frm?"-uncle
"dunno"-mi
"brazil. brazil had e most banana production. nowadays e banana nt nice 1. All small small de. unlike e xiang jiao wang. how i miss it..."-uncle
finally, we reached dere. phew. YAY. end of torture to my ears. n e uncle seem to b damn happi
cuz gt some1 who is able to listen to him.
lol. n he keep smilin to mi.
i made a new friend!!!
haha.
aft tt we w8ed fr e rehersal.
aft we went sch.
i went hm, changed n went to meet meiyi.
lol went to her hse.
do e solar car tingy.
i aso dunno how to do.
i juz go dere c c nia.
haha.
stayed dere fr quite long time.
n we went to tm to eat.
n took neoprints.
n we went hm lo.
reached hm at 10.
more den 12 hrs outside.
went out at 6.
came bac at 10.
lol.
kena scoldin.
den went to slp liao.
so tired lo.